Wyclef Finds His Niche

I've got approximately zero respect for Wyclef as a musician, but he might be a perfect fit as president of Haiti. He's a natural successor to pretty much every other president the country's ever had: he's egotistical, and already has a track record of syphoning money out of the country to line his own pockets. Plus, we've already seen a glimpse of the kinds of fuckery he'd be up to if he had that kind of juice.

I'd start calling him Papa Jean, but people might get confused and think he was starting a pizza chain.

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