Tucker Carlson Admits He's Not a Journalist

...and instead unleashes his inner wannabe James O'Keefe.

I think from now on, I'm just going to openly mock anyone who calls Tucker, or Breitbart for that matter, a journalist. There are stricter requirements for me to get my film reviews on Rotten Tomatoes than there are for someone to "earn" the title 'journalist' in today's media environment.

(h/t LGF)

Look At Me Everyone!

More footage of me butchering songs.

Actually I don't sound bad in either clip - in fact, I wish more of California Uber Alles had made it into the reel. That seemed to go pretty damn well, and I would have been singing it just about when they would have been declaring Governor Jerry's win.