So let me get this straight. Rand Paul (son of Ron) spent his time at Baylor engaging in wannabe Kesey-esque mindfucks, while Ben Quayle (son of Dan) wrote snarky bios of Scottsdale club rats under a Boogie Nights-derived pseudonym.
And now they're hoisting the GOP's banner and proclaiming their devotion to the straight and narrow?
I ain't buying it. Someone's getting punked here, and I'm not sure it isn't the Republicans. These are exactly the kind of guys who would introduce legislation in Congress to make marijuana not just legal, but mandatory.