As If They Needed Another Excuse

Apparently conservatives have been right all along in their climate change denial, as it turns out the whole thing was just an al Qaeda plot:

In the tape, broadcast in part on Al-Jazeera television, bin Laden warned of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring "the wheels of the American economy" to a halt.

He blamed Western industrialized nations for hunger, desertification and floods across the globe, and called for "drastic solutions" to global warming, and "not solutions that partially reduce the effect of climate change."

The logical deduction to be taken from this, aside from the obvious reverse psychology of it all, is that bin Laden's current hiding place is at sea level.