Dammit!

Being teeveeless and innerwebsless at home for the moment, I missed this awesomely funny routine from the Glenn Beck Half-Sane Comedy Hour.

Heh heh. Another al Qaeda attack would be good for America. Top that one, Colbert!

You'll notice how Beck has it both ways too with his "Osama's not that stupid" remark. Either there'll be another attack because Obama is soft, or there won't be another another attack because Obama is soft. bin Laden is too smart to exploit our vulnerability because that would... errr... clue us in to our vulnerability. Or something. It's not really about the logic so much as making sure no matter what happens in reality, it fits into the Obamuslimarxist storyline.