Describing Cheney

Sully is having a contest to see who can describe Cheney the best. (And by 'contest' I mean 'a feature he'll probably flog to death remorselessly over the next few weeks.') So, here's my entry:

Hey, remember at the end of Time Bandits, when the kid's parents get vaporized by that forgotten lump of pure evil in the toaster oven? Well, that lump grew arms and legs, put on a pair of glasses, moved to Wyoming and eventually became Vice President.

And now you know... the rest of the story.

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